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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:01 pm
by Damasca Ramza
Title says it all.

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:59 am
by Ultimarad
If I climbed all the mountains in the world, would I eventually find Noah's ark?

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:30 am
by Dan
If I ate a dead leaf, would I grow raccoon ears and a raccoon tail and be able to fly?

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:28 am
by SparDanger
Dumbest question ever: What's 1 + 1? XD

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:07 pm
by Echo
Why don't you like cheesy toast?

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:03 pm
by Krazybones
what colour aren't my boxers

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:48 pm
by Damasca Ramza
Ults: No, because Noah's Ark would have been grinded into paper already and Spar or I would have drawn on it.
Dan: No, but your stomach'd be having one hell of a day.
Spar: 1+1=2, or Window, OMG WINDOWS IS INVADING MATHS!
Linkmax: I like Toast with a slice of cheese on it but not cheesy, too much cheese is a bad thing.
D.E.A: Who says your wearing boxers?

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:39 pm
by Dan
Ok, new question:

If I dressed up as a raccoon and jumped on an upward-moving ball of lava, would I be able to turn into a statue and kill it?

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:28 pm
by Damasca Ramza
No, you'd fall into the lava screaming and then the instant you hit it suffer heat stroke, then 6 seconds later die.

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:33 am
by Ultimarad
Ults: No, because Noah's Ark would have been grinded into paper already and Spar or I would have drawn on it.
Surely such a relic that pretty much saved all life on the planet wouldn't have been touched?

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:46 pm
by Echo
too much cheese is a bad thing.
BLASPHEMY SIR! :P

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:59 pm
by Damasca Ramza
Ults: No, because Noah's Ark would have been grinded into paper already and Spar or I would have drawn on it.
Surely such a relic that pretty much saved all life on the planet wouldn't have been touched?
OBJECTION!

It saved one family and ton of animals, everyone else got their asses handed to them when they drowned and people would of been stupid and broke it down or something.

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 1:01 am
by Dan
The animals were able to proliferate, however, and it saved their populations.

Anyway, here's my question: what tastes better: bacon, or squirrel.

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 1:12 am
by Damasca Ramza
Bacon, last time I was tempted to eat squirrel I threw up for a week.

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 1:53 am
by Ultimarad
The animals were able to proliferate, however, and it saved their populations.

Anyway, here's my question: what tastes better: bacon, or squirrel.
I must answer this question.


BAAAASCOOOOOOOOOOOON 8D

Sorry I just like bacon. XD